me: babe i love you
gf: get out of my swamp
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(stares directly into desk lamp to stay awake)
STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.